Lackey Of Imperialism Killed Off By Allies

Throughout the world anti-imperialists are about to rejoice and it looks like the first crack in the edifice of imperialism has started, and not any imperialism but the American kind, which we are told is the worst, ever, ever to exist, which could eventually lead to its demise.

Anti-imperialists are ecstatic because one of the most significant tools of American hegemony is about to be killed off.

Captain America will soon die, as reported by USA Today:

“Marvel Comics is insisting the original Captain America -- Steve Rogers who debuted in 1941 and fought Nazis and Communists into the 1950s before being revived in the 1960s -- is indeed dead.”

Bastards!